North Korea, Best Korea!
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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