hotel room ftw
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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