Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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