just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
In America we eat man semen.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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