North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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