i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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