If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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