Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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