Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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