we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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