Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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