I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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