I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
