I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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