I must be too annoying 4 u.
You can't motorboat a personality
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I use my feet as sexual weapons
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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