Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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