I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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