So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
