At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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