I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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