All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
then he tried to convert me to islam
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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