I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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