Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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