5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
And then my night got REAL pukey
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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