Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Boobs speak an international language.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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