Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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