oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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