he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My vagina just recognized that song.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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