? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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