My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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