im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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