No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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