he wants to bone in the snuggie
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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