Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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