Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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