I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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