my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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