then he tried to convert me to islam
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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