Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
