Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Someone came in the potted fern
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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