How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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