508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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