Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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