i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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