I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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