no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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