just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I want a musical about memes.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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