Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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