Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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