wanna go halves on a baby?
that's an acceptable place to lick
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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