Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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