But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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