wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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