yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
