R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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