Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
