Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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