I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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