whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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